Guilty Conscience
"Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are
going,
he decides to rob a liquor
store."
(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more
homes)
"But on his way in, he has a sudden change of
heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into
play..."
(Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do
this)
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor
store
and try to get money out the
drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are
you?)
I'm your motherfuckin
conscience
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's
cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde
wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor
blade
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed
to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose
you
Think about it before you walk in the door
first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George
Burns
Fuck that! Do that
shit! Shoot that
bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that
rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that
bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have
kids?
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're
right!)
Not over this shit
(Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I
will!)Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for
you
You know what Dre? I
don't like your attitude..
(It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a
minute)
(Mmm, I don't know!)
(Look baby..)
(Damn!)
(Yo, it's gonna be alright,
right?)
(Well OK..)
"Meet Stan, twenty-one years old." (Give me a
kiss!)
"After meeting a young girl at a rave
party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs
bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play..."
(Shit!)
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her
cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her
drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's
earlobe..
Yo! This girl's only
fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not
fair
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh
huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot
bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got
there
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie
'Kids'?
No, but I seen a porno with Sondoobie
in
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to
jail?
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and
bail..
"Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction
worker.
After coming home from a hard day's
work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park
home
to find his wife in bed with another
man."
(WHAT THE FUCK?!?!)
("Grady!!")
Alright calm down, relax, start
breathin..
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch
cheatin'!
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get
off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD
OFF!!!
Wait! What if there's
an explanation for this shit?
What? She
tripped? Fell? Landed on his
dick?!
Alright Shady, maybe he's right
Grady
But think about the baby before you get all
crazy
Okay! Thought about
it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap
her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a
retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE
BARNES??!
What'chu say?
What's wrong?
Didn't think I'd remember?
I'ma kill you motherfucker!
Uhhh-aahh! Temper
temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr.
N.W.A.?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be
violent?
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I
went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck
it...
What am I sayin?
Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun
at?